Family jokes

What did the grape say when the whole family stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Why do mothers always win at poker?

Because they always know when you're bluffing about brushing your teeth!

What do you call a family of musical cats?

A mew-sical ensemble!

Why are dad jokes so reliable?

Because they're full of pop culture!

What did the mama buffalo say when her boy left for college?

Bison!

Why do siblings make terrible secret agents?

Because they're always telling on each other!

What do you call a grandfather clock?

An old timer!

Why did the family go to the bank together?

They wanted to check their balance!