Family jokes

What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?

A pop-sicle!

Why are parents like clouds?

Once they disappear, the day gets brighter — just kidding, everything goes dark!

What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato on a walk?

Ketchup!

Why did the mother broom scold the baby broom?

Because it was sweeping past curfew!

What's a new parent's favorite type of music?

Wrap music!

Why did the family's computer go to therapy?

It had too many parent-child conflicts!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur's parent?

A dino-snore!

Why do parents always carry a map?

Because their kids keep driving them up the wall!