Math jokes

What do you call a graph that sings?

A bar chart — it's always hitting the right notes!

Why did the infinity symbol get a promotion?

Because there was no limit to its potential!

What do you call a destroyed math textbook?

Aftermath!

Why did the student wear glasses to math class?

To improve their di-vision!

What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathema-chicken!

Why did the equal sign feel so humble?

Because it knew it wasn't greater than or less than anyone!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless!

Why couldn't the seven and the three get along?

Because they were at odds — and evens!