Math jokes

What do you get when you cross a math teacher and a clock?

Arithma-tick!

Why did the imaginary number go to therapy?

Because no one believed it was real!

What do you call an angle that's been in a car accident?

A wreck-tangle!

Why was the math lecture so long?

The professor kept going off on tangents!

What do you call a number that follows you everywhere?

A stalker-ithm!

Why did the fraction worry about marrying the decimal?

Because it would have to convert!

What's a math teacher's favorite season?

Sum-mer!

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots!