Travel jokes

Why did the road trip feel so emotional?

It went through a lot of breakdowns!

What's a luggage carousel's love language?

Going around in circles for you!

Why do travelers always carry a watch?

Because time flies when you're having fun!

What did the volcano say to the tourists?

I lava you all!

Why did the compass break up with the ruler?

It felt the relationship had no direction!

What do you call a fish that travels first class?

A flying fish with an upgrade!

Why did the hotel bed always win arguments?

Because no one could turn it down!

What do you call a dinosaur that travels the world?

A roam-a-saurus!