Travel jokes

Why did the GPS go to school?

To improve its sense of direction!

What do you call a lazy traveler?

A trip hazard!

Why do planes never get tired?

Because they always take off!

What did the tourist say at the Egyptian pyramids?

This place really rocks — it's a stone-cold classic!

Why was the passport so confident?

It had a lot of stamps of approval!

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind about vacation?

A may-bee!

Why did the map get promoted?

Because it always knew where it was going in its career!

What's a pirate's favorite vacation spot?

Arrr-uba!