Travel jokes

Why don't mountains ever get cold?

Because they wear snowcaps!

What do you call a snowman on vacation?

A puddle!

Why did the suitcase go to therapy?

It had too much baggage!

What do you call a traveling pepper?

A jalapeño business!

Why did the airplane break up with the airport?

It needed more runway in the relationship!

What do you call a line of people waiting to buy sausage?

A link queue.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.