Science jokes

Why was the amoeba so good at math?

Because it could multiply by dividing.

What did the photon say when asked if it needed luggage?

No thanks, I'm traveling light.

Why do chemists love nitrates?

Because they're cheaper than day rates.

What did the biologist say when he finally sequenced the genome?

It was a real gene-ius move.

Why did the noble gas break up with the metal?

There was no bonding between them.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why is it always hot in the corner of a room?

Because a corner is 90 degrees.