Science jokes

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Scientists finally did a study on forks.

It's about tine!

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!